2.I Was The Guy In TISM

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I was the guy in TISM
No, Really
I was the guy in TISM
No, Really

I wrote the bits you like
but not the bits you hate
I wrote the bits you like
but not the bits you hate

I was the guy in TISM
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I was the guy in TISM
There I said it

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I was the guy in TISM
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I was the guy in TISM

Does that mean I'll be recognized, lionized, iconized,
canonized? Does that mean the barmaid at that place in Flinders
Lane won't look at me like I'm there to collect my daughter?
Does that mean I wont be sneered at in groovy record stores?
Does that mean people will forgive me for being a self centered
bore? Does that mean my hitherto plain features will become
strangely compelling? Does that mean I'll get an invite to the
Hall of Fame dinner so I can disgust some ex-Idol winner by
seeing how many of those thumbnail sized toothpick burgers I can
fit into my mouth at once and later on at the after party get
really drunk and make an arse of myself in font of the cameras
by unzipping my fly and saying 'Here's something for Kate'?

I was the guy in TISM
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I was the guy in TISM

Does that mean Ruby Rose will ink my name on her beautiful skin
and then one day when it's stretched beyond recognition it will
look like it spells 'Dorian Gray'? Does that mean I'll get
reviewed on Pitchfork and they wont pick on me cos you know,
like, they're pretty harsh on Pitchfork? I mean especially if
you use generic synth patches. Obviously there is no way I am
using generic synth patches. I'm using a cheap synth with out of
date rave sounds, you know, cos I choose to.

I'd like to apologize to everyone who I should apologize to.
Whatever it was I said I never meant it. And to everyone who
really liked what I said, i meant it

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This is the DC3
Calling all the ladies
Push our button
And you will receive bacon
We'll bring it on home to you
We'll bring it on home to you
We'll bring it on home to you
We'll bring it on home to you
Cos you know what we got
You know what we got
We got jobs , 9 to 5 jobs
Superannuation, Health Cover, Steady Income
We'll bring it on home to you
We'll bring it on home to you
We'll bring it on home to you
We'll bring it on home to you
This is the DC3
Me, Henri, Douglas Lee
We'll bring it on home to you
We'll bring it on home to you

Hang on, this is meant to be about me
I Was The Guy In TISM
I Was The Guy In TISM

You've never heard of TISM?